i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
