Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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