I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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