I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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