so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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