Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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