Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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