Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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