scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he thought i was a dude.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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