he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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