when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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