For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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