We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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