There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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