I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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