So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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