You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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