babies were throwing up all over the place
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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