Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There r osticjed everywhere
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize