Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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