fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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