She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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