Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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