PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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