I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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