Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
tell me about the fingering
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