yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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