exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
