I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the day after is always just damage control
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
