while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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