quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
