Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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