as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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