I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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