I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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