I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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