you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it's like iHOP with fire
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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