I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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