If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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