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Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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