out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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