i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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