Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Houston, we have a squirter
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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