Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize