I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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