Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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