She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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