so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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