yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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