I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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