So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he puts the penis in happiness.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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