So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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